Out of duct tape to fasten your kid to the wall while you pwn some noobs on XBL? Here are some cartoons I've found really effective for keeping the attention on youngins... courtesy of weebl's stuff. They're not, of course, safe for children really, but neither is duct-taping your kid to the wall. We do what we must.

Tamales
Narwhals
Amazing Horse
Badgers
Kenya
Baby Babboon
Pork
Crabs

LOOK AT MY HORSEEE MY HORSE IS AMAZINGGGG GIVE IT A LICK IT TASTES JUST LIKE RAISINSSSS.

The narwhal one is also excellent